Jason C

Jason is, above all, lazy. So lazy that he asked his friends to write his "About Jason..." page.








Melanie writes:




"There are people in this world and their are earth gurus.  Jason is an earth guru, flying high at all times without joining the air force, obsessing about getting laid or taking drugs.  He manages to be bigger than life by focusing on the gifts that he possesses, organizing them with great care and ease and sharing them with those lucky individuals who log on to and read his website. 




I have known this man a very long time, 12 years!  He is one of the most beautiful human beings I know...is always welcome in my home, my life, anywhere...anytime...  Although he is not fragile, all precious stones should be handled with care.  This is one you DO NOT f$&@ up!




A beautiful, sensitive,  conscientious, loving, loyal, sensible, kind, respectful, darling man..."








Dan writes:




"Jason is Jason.  He loves U2, not UB40.  He's definitely a right brain kinda guy, brilliant with the words and the history but bad with the math and the sciences.  You can ask him who Prussia invaded around 1200 A.D. but don't ask him the square root of 4.  Jason like cats, Jason likes dogs.  Well, Jason likes most dogs.  The new puppies his roommate just got...well, I think he likes them about as much as he likes grey cat at this point.  Jason also likes to drive fast, and has the citations to prove it!  Anyway, enough about what Jason likes and dislikes, we're here to talk about who Jason is.  Jason is a nice guy and a good friend (which is probably why he doesn't get laid too often).  Sorry J, but you know it's true.  He's not a great cook but I'm hoping that he's learned to make rice by now.  And if we can get Pete to teach you how to fry spam you'll never go hungry again.  Most importantly, though, Jason is crazy!  I love catchingon.net and enjoy reading it but I can't, for the life of me, figure out why Jason hasn't used the site to market himself to all the beautiful babies out there.  I figure, if Jason is going the amount of effort that he does on making catchingon.net interesting, he needs use it as a vehicle for getting himself some poontang!!!  holla."








And it wouldn't be complete without a word from Janet:




"Jason is the kind of guy you love to harass.  You see he has been subjected torture and cruel jokes at the hands of myself and the Yotester's.  He is a very good sport.  I would describe him as a member of my family.  In fact there are times I would rather him around that some of my real family members.  I think he needs to be loved and cared for by someone a s equally intelligent and eccentric as he is.  OOOhhh getting mushy.  I fondly call him J-Baby.  I LOVE the fact that he LOVES cats.  I even let him borrow Ralphie."